my first post this year. wow. it came a few days late just because of an empty account. oh well.

what do i expect and predict for this year? hmm. lemme see.... yeah, about the local election thingee it's either GMA or FPJ or Roco will win the presidency. the US elections naman i think Bush will win again. then about the 2004 Summer Olympics in Greece, Team USA will once again win gold in the basketball competitions. that's it so far.

i have no rants or raves for today, kasi first post in the new year. baka malasin tayo kasi eh. well, i'm in Netopia at Mega right now... rich kid noh?

and oh yeah... i got myself a new copy of Pugad Baboy 16. wee~

USISAIN AT BIGYANG PANSIN

Kung ang I LOVE YOU ay INIIBIG KITA, bakit ang umiibig (I) at ang iniibig,(YOU) ay mukhang tuwirang naglaho sa pagkakasalin? Dahil ba kung umibig ang Pilipino ay nawawala ang AKO at IKAW at nagiging isa at nagsasanib sa KITA? Iyon din marahil ang dahilan kung bakit ang kasal ay PAG-IISANG-DIBDIB at
ang asawa ay KABIYAK NG PUSO.

Bakit may tawag tayo sa limang daliri ng kamay-HINLALAKI,
HINTUTURO,HINLALATO, PALASINSINGAN at ALINGKINGAN-pero sa daliri ng paa ay wala?

Kung ang bicycle ay BISIKLETA, bakit ang motorcycle ay MOTORSIKLO at hindi MOTORSIKLETA? O kaya'y BISIKLO?

Bakit ang SILANGAN (kung saan sumisilang ang araw) at KANLURAN (kung saan kumakanlong ang araw) ay maliwanag ang ibig sabihin, pero ang HILAGA at TIMOG ay hindi mo alam ang pinagmulan?

Kung ang likod ng tuhod ay ALAK-ALAKAN, bakit wala tayong tawag sa likod ng siko?

Kung ang IN ay ginagamit sa gitlapi sa prito para maging PRINITO, sa gisa para maging GINISA, at sa paksiw para maging
PINAKSIW, bakit sa laga ang ginagamit ay ang unlaping NI para maging NILAGA.Bakit hindi LINAGA dahil hindi naman natin sinasabing NIPRITO o NIGISA o NIPAKSIW? Alin ba ang tama?

Lahat ba ng lalaking kalapati ay matataas ang lipad?

Bakit nakagawian na nating sabihing isang SENTIMO
at limang SENTIMOS? Wala naman sa balarilang Tagalog ang pagdudugtong ng "s" sa pangngalan para ito maging maramihan. Hindi naman natin sinasabing limang PISOS, 'diba?

Kung ang left-handed ay KALIWETE, ano ang right-handed?

Kung tradisyunal na nating itinuturing na ang ama ang haligi ng tahanan, bakit ang asawang babae ay ang MAYBAHAY at ang asawang lalaking ay ang TAO lamang?

Bakit nakasanayan na nating sabihin NAKAKAINIS,
NAKAKATAKOT o NAKAKAALIW? Di ba ang dapat na
Inuulit ay ang unang pantig ng salitang-ugat?
Kaya dapat ay NAKAIINIS, NAKATATAKOT at NAKAAALIW.


Kung sinasabi nating AMOY ARAW, LASANG IPIS o
MUKHANG ANGHEL, mayroon na ba talagang nakalanghap ng araw, nakatikim ng ipis o nakakita ng anghel?

Mayroon naman tayong LOLO at LOLA, AMA at INA, at
TIYO at TIYA, bakit wala tayong isang- salitang
katumbas ng SON at DAUGHTER, NEPHEW at
NIECE, at GRANDSON at GRANDDAUGHTER? Itinuturing ba nating asexual ang ANAK, PAMANGKIN at APO?

Bakit sa Tagalog maraming katumbas ang LOVE---
PAG-IBIG,PAGMAMAHAL,PAGSINTA, PAG-IROG, PAGLIYAG,
PAGGILIW? Dahil ba ang Pilipino ay likas na palasintahin?

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Matalino daw ang taong nag-iisip tungkol dito. :P
Nga pala, bago layout ko ngayon. Ang saya-saya! :D

wow. at first i thought my role in ate recy's bro's wedding was only a buraot, but they asked me if i can sing some wedding song for the couple in the receptions. i never thought of turning down the offer since i love singing and i want to contribute something on the occasion. what's nice is that i'll be sharing my talent to everyone again, i love it when i does that.

ate recy asked me to pick a couple of songs for the occasion. one of which i chose is "Just The Way You Are" by Billy Joel.


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JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
Billy Joel

Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I would not leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care

I don't want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard
I just want someone that I can talk to
I want you just the way you are.

I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew
What will it take 'till you believe in me
The way that I believe in you.

I said I love you, and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are.

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now to top it off, i need to look for another song and better if it's in tagalog. what would it be? i'm picking among these:

"Ikaw Lang Ang Mamahalin" by Martin Nievera
"You" by Basil Valdez
"Let The Love Begin" by Gino Padilla & Rocky Padilla (i need a partner for this duet coz this is a very good wedding song ^^)
"When I Met You" by APO Hiking Society

any suggestions?

basically i'm raving for a few things.

first, kuya leo earlier was here at home with benson and dawn, asked a favor if he can check if a particular anime cd he brought is in good shape. too bad it was overburned, tsk tsk. but in return, he gave me a collection of sountracks from the anime Prince of Tennis. woo-hoo!!!

second, another saturday, another get-together! whet will i expect? well, if pao will be coming that will be awesome. ^^

third, i'm excited for the wedding of ate recy's bro.

fourth, it's weekend again!!! :D

HOORAY FOR WEEKENDS!!!

my whole monday is interesting.

started the day with ate ingrid and jj. i noticed the floor under the server's table at thier shop is quite clean. but the main server itself is full of rubbish. so we three cleaned whatever has to be clean. along came ate recy in the afternoon, then the other jjay came and jj left. teejay online made a forum exclusive for #waa chatters and i volunteered as one of the moderators. yadda yadda.

here it is.

went home at 9a nd gonna prepare for the wedding ceremonies at weekend. excited? yes i am. ^^;

Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.
(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....
(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.
(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis..
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

basically i rocked the church down. i did two numbers both of which i'm not satisfied because the echo affects our singing. while having their pictures taken after the celemonies, the four of us singers did some song numbers on the altar. two of the songs i got are Of All The Things and More Than You'll Ever Know. since we were the last wedding goers in Sto. Domingo Church, the last song, which is my second song number, were seen by the church-goers of 6pm saturday mass, so the crowd really was that massive. nervousness bit me and i almost screwed up my singing. turns out to be just okay.

reception, i did a number before eating. i sang On The Wings of Love. it was almost perfect but the sound system was too crappy. they only use karaoke machine for occasions such as this. i didn't liked it. really. but my number was good should i say.

we took this pix of ours prior to the wedding march. we looked like a bunch of dweebs. ganda ng kuha no? :p

there was this fortune i got from the wedding cake. it says somthing like this:

Remember that the best relationship is one where you love for each other is greater than your need for each other.

i dunno if i can apply this to myself. but that was a very true message.

Mabulunan Man Ako

1. melanie marquez and boy abunda:
boy: o melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong
nagmo-mormon ka na?
melanie: a okay lang yan boy kasi matagal na rin akong
semi-retarded.


2. super sireyna contest:
emcee: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?
bading; a ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.
emcee: paki-eksplika nga?
bading: ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko,
dapat, patayin din ang nanay mo!


3. little miss phiippines contest
emcee: anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo? little miss
contestant: maging lalaki po.


4. little miss phiippines contest
emcee (to boy consort, inaalaska): okay 'tong suot mo boy, a!
boy consort: 'TANG INA MO!


5. mr. world philippines contest
emcee: what do you think should a man possess to be
successful?
contestant: i think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. i thank you.


6. kuya germs, interviewing the boygroup, 98 degrees
kuya germs: are you already married?
98 member: no, i'm still single.
kuya: WOW! imagine that! what a koynseedense! three
years ago, you are here, you are single. i am here, I am single. now, three years after, you are still here, you are still single. i am still here, i am still
single! it's anbeeleebabol!


7. hetero talent scout, sighting a super gorgeous
girl, and trying to score points
talent scout: excuse me. are you a commercial?
(after five milliseconds and realizing booboo). model?
the weird part of this story is that, kumagat ang irl. at magsyota na sila ni mr. booboo. baka masmalala pa ingles ni girl kasi.


8. leonardo litton and rodel velayo, guesting on keep
on dancing
charlene gonzales: hi leonardo, hi rodel, welcome to
keep on dancing!
leonardo litton: welcome din po!


9. boy abunda and anabel rama
boy: anabel, anong masasabi mo sa mga insinuation ni
isabel, na para bang, bugaw ka?
anabel: eekskyus me no, buuy!!?? kaldiro lang ang
binibinta ko nuun, sa istayts!!! hinde ako nagbibinta
ng pikpik!!!


10. TV patrol coverage by JV Villar, of an old and
ugly transvestite hooker, CANDY, reporting to police
the alleged homicide attack on him/her by SAID ALAA, a
Palestinian "client." This was shot just outside
Said's prison cell, and Saad and Candy are standing
side by side.

Candy: But him and me, we are already decisioning.
That I will decision to not anymore demand a case to
him.
(off-cam voice): paano mangyayari na hindi mo na siya
kakasuhan.
Candy: That him and me, he will marry me.

Natawa na lang si Saad at dumeretso sa selda niya.

11. Eat Bulaga husband and wife compatability contest
(a la New Married game)

Host: Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang
itlog tuwing umaga??
Misis: Johnson's Baby Powder!



Seen and Heard on Lunch Date...

Randy Santiago: I would like to thank Monakiki for my
clothes. Sa Monakiki, may Mona ka na...

(Ruffa Guttierrez butts in)
May Kiki ka pa!
(She realizes her blooper and gives the mike to
somebody)



Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation with guest
Joey Albert in her now defunct show Rated A. Joey de
Leon was the co-host.

Alma: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa
University of Belt.

Joey de leon : Ness naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan
eh, University Belt

i'll be in trouble.

my bro decided to cut my phone line for a prepaid one for a cheaper bill. then, i'll be having some difficulties in access of my accounts particularly in my yahoo mail, irc nick, tabulas account, and a lot more. what's troubling me is that i wont be able to handle sugoi for then. everybody else is aggreing onto having my phone line inaccessible for me.

what if that will happen? my only hope is my job. once my cousin leaves his office at our barangay, i'll be filling in. then probably reconnect the landline and i'll be paying the phonebill then.

this is the dilemma, everybody else thinks that the internet is the main reason of my fluctuating life. they dont know that i want it to be part of my career in the future.

this is no drama, but anytime we'll accept the phonebill that'll be the time to bid farewell for my internet buddies. but i dunno, maybe the human mind will take its unexpected turn. i'll just hope that this event will never come.

i dont wanna go to yoj's debut wearing with a long sleeve. it's not that i'm maarte or what, but i'm expecting the venue to be a bit warm. so i'm going to wear something nice for tonight. maybe that new polo shirt my bro bought.

by the way, Ongaku Rave will be on the 21st of February. i wanna show my stuff there and again. what i want to make hataw... lemme see...

i've decided two songs for now:
CLOUD - Voice (1st Opening Yugioh)
Porno Graffiti - Hitori no Yoru (2nd Opening GTO)

gonna talk to billy yet on the phone for further details.

got this one from gox' tabulas....

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. girls.
2. what's on the mind of someone madly in love.
3. wars.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. rejected.
2. being alone.
3. spiders.

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. drive.
2. play drums/piano.
3. manipulate the human mind/hypnotize.

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. my Bench round neck shirt.
2. my Jag blue jeans.
3. my Diesel suede shoes.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. cds.
2. pc.
3. a box of Kleenex tissue.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. go to Japan.
2. be honored.
3. have a girlfriend.

THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. childish.
2. friendly.
3. wacky.

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. temperamental.
2. pride.
3. happy-go-lucky.

YOUR HERITAGE
pure 100% real tagalog juice.

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. eyes.
2. eyebrows.
3. height.

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. nose.
2. structure.
3. being prone to pimples.


FIVE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (until now)
1. i like animals.
2. i play basketball.
3. my name is plagiarism.
4. i'm obsessed with CSI.
5. i dig astronomy.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. menis.
2. nyeche.
3. hayuf.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
1. home.
2. megamall.
3. kitchen. :p

nalantad na. --;